Survey questions?

Ok so just answer these as thurally as you can.


What would you do if...


1.Your parents died


2.You Found 900 dollars


3.You found a puppy


4.You Turned into bill gates


5.you suddently forgot where you were


6.You had to make and eat 12 pies


7.The president showed up at your door





Now here's some would you rather's


would you rather...


1. Have sex with a homeless person


-or-


Make out with the president


2.Drink Sharpie fluid


-Or-


Be knawed on my a horney donkey


3.Burn to death


-Or-


Freeze to death











Thanks. Hope this keeps you busy

Survey questions?
1.Your parents died


I would plan a funeral... grieve and move on... that's what we all have to do....


2.You Found 900 dollars


depends on where I found it... if I were not able to locate the owner.. I would spend it.. I want a new car stereo...


3.You found a puppy


I would take it to the animal contorl shelter.. I have 3 dogs and don't need any more.


4.You Turned into bill gates


Well, I'd have to say I think I'd be a lot less atractvie as bill gates, but with all that money I'd buy my boobs back....


5.you suddently forgot where you were


I think I'd be ok... it's not like I would be lost, just confused.. nothing unusual for me.


6.You had to make and eat 12 pies


well considering I'm not a baker.. I've never even made a pie.. it would take me a while, so over the course of a year or so I would bake and eat 12 pies... but honestly I hate pie.


7.The president showed up at your door


I have locks on all my doors, for just that occasion... oh and in case the "common criminal" shows up too....





Now here's some would you rather's


would you rather...


1. Have sex with a homeless person


-or-


Make out with the president


sex with a homeless person.... I have a shower, clean sheets a condoms... plus there are probably millions of decent homeless people out there.. and only one shady president... there is no cleaning him up!





2.Drink Sharpie fluid


-Or-


Be knawed on my a horney donkey


huh? what's sharpie fluid? and what's knawed? do you mean gnawed? either way I'm just not sure on this one...


3.Burn to death


-Or-


Freeze to death


I'd rather freeze to death... I hate the smell of buring hair and flesh... when one freezes to death, there is no horrible smell!
Reply:1-be traumatized


2-try to find the rightful owner, if I couldn't I would pocket it


3-probably keep it, even though I already have one


4-help my loved ones get out of debt


5-freak out


6-no problem LOL


7-who cares


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I would rather...


make out with the pres (he at least has had a shower)





be knawed by the horney donkey





freeze to death...I'm used to it, I live in Michigan!
Reply:1. HAVE SEX WITH A HOME LESS PERSON


2.BE KNAWED ON YOUR HORNY DONKEY


3.FREEZE TO DEATH
Reply:1) My father died last year and I cried a lot, still miss him terribly, but it would almost kill me if my mother were to die


2) Jump for joy and cram it in my purse and run to the bank


3) Jump for joy, put it in my car and go home


4) Ask God, why, why, why... having access to him money wouldn't be bad though


5) Happens all the time, just stand there a few minutes and it comes to me


6) Throw up after wards


7) Shake his hand and welcome him into my home





1) Neither


2) Neither


3) Neither
Reply:i'd be sad if my mom died, i'd get over it though


go clothing shopping/ put towards a truck


call the spca and then keep if i could


i'd be stinking rich


ask for directions


throw up afterwards...make 'em small


ask him what the he ll his problem is !





president


drink sharpie fluid


freeze
Reply:1. I don't know..I don't think about horrible things like that...


2. I'd give it to charity (honestly)


3. If the dog had a tag I'd go around and help find the owner and if I couldn't find it....and if it was pretty-well behaved..I'd keep it.


4. Fix my look a little with all that money that I have and then I'd give my money to countries in Africa where there are so many people dying of poverty and HIV/AIDS


5. I'd find my way back.


6. They better be chocolate...


7. Keep him hostage








1. make out


2. god..drink sharpie fluid....that second one sounds pretty scary


3. burn to death.
Reply:1. cry


2. go shopping


3. give it to my brother


4. go shopping then turn back


5. call my mom


6. run for a year


7. tell him to leave





id rather 2
Reply:1. Cry


2. Buy stuff


3. Call the humane society


4. Shoot myself


5. Locate the nearest map


6. I'd make them chocolate!


7. Ask him what mess he needed me to clean up this time.





1. Have sex with a homeless person


2. Sharpie fluid


3. Freeze to death.
Reply:1. be very sad


2. be very happy


3. i would give it to a friend


4. i wouldnt want to actually, i would just like to own his fortune


5. i'd try to figure out again who i was


6. i can never do that


7. i'd be confused





i dont like your rather questions..i'd rather not answer them