Sunday, November 15, 2009

Survey Questions!?

Ok... so I'm leaving to go home in about 7 mintues... but I have to have something to fill my time for the last few minutes so I figured Survey Time! Remember 10 pts for the best answers!





What Would You Do If:


1. The President of the United States called you:


2. You won the lottery:


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:


4. You caught a friend stealing from you:


5. You witnessed a murder:


6. A random stranger offered you candy:


7. MySpace and Facebook closed:


8. A genie granted you one wish:


9. You lost your favorite possession:


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:


11. Your date throws up on you:


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:

Survey Questions!?
What Would You Do If:


1. The President of the United States called you: TELL HIM WHAT I HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE LAST FIVE YEARS, AND WHAT HE SHOULD DO FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE.


2. You won the lottery: PAY MY BILLS, PAY MY MOM'S BILLS, BOOK A THREE MONTH SAFARI


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: ASK WHY, AND EITHER GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, OR END THE FRIENDSHIP.


5. You witnessed a murder: ARREST THE MURDERER IF POSSIBLE, AND SHOOT HIM IF HE OFFERS A THREAT TO ME OR OTHER PEOPLE.


6. A random stranger offered you candy: DEPENDS ON HOW THEY ACT AND LOOK. THEN I'D EITHER POLITELY DECLINE, OR I'D DECLINE IMPOLITELY.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: WOULD NOT BOTHER ME A BIT, I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO EITHER.


8. A genie granted you one wish: ASK FOR MORE WISHES


9. You lost your favorite possession: SEARCH FOR IT FRANTICALLY


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: IF I KNEW WHO DROPPED IT, I'D RETURN IT, OTHERWISE, FINDERS KEEPERS.


11. Your date throws up on you: BTDT, THREW AWAY THE SHIRT


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: IF AN ADULT, I'D LAY 'EM OUT COLDER THAN A WEDGE. IF A CHILD, I'D SPANK THEIR BEHINDS.


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: OFFER THEM A DRINK AND A SEAT.


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: BREAK THE PHONE





Doc
Reply:1. I answer the phone call.


2. I spend the money.


3. I show up to the TV show.


4. I turn my friend in.


5. I be scared.


6. I would decline the stranger.


7. I would email.


8. I wish


9. I cry.


10. I spend the 10usd.


11. I clean up.


12. I freak out.


13. I scream.


14. I call.
Reply:tell him he's an @$$ AND I WISH HE HAD A SON TO SEND TO IRAQ


pay off my debt, and my mom's debt


not go


slap her


5. don't know


i would except, but i would toss it


i would live


pay off my debt,


cry


pick it up


throw up also


even it out


f*ck em


call my mom
Reply:1) figgure it was not real


2) bathe myself in the sweet smell of money


3) do it and be the craziest person, then win


4) hit them in the face


5) call the cops


6) throw it in their face and run


7) get a life


8) wish for a genie that had unlimited wishes


9) find a new way cool one


10) buy some candy and give it to a stranger and see what they do


11) throw up on them


12) shave my hear and be Brittney


13) kiss them (a guy it would be)


14) call for a cab
Reply:1. Shout


2. Scream


3. Laugh


4. Slap


5. Cry


6. Run


7. Laugh


8. Wish


9. Look


10. Clap


11. Weep


12. Scowl


13. Answer


14. Home
Reply:1.)i would be excited at first and then start yelling at him cause he's an idiot.





2.) buy a house and then gets fresh lol





3.)i would go and be da baddest one in the house (make go tv lol)





4.)i would slap the **** out of him and kick his *** out of my house.





5.) i would tell someone to tell the police cause i would be ***** scared.





6.) i would say eat it first.





7.)i would just kill tom then myself lol.





8.) i would wish for mor wishes and if that dosent work i would kick his *** lol.





9.) i would go steal another person's favorite possession lol.





10.) i would keep it and bought a new shirt or something.





11.) i would do the same on them.





12.) omg i would beat the the hell out of them ang cut their hair.





13.) i would faint continously and then faint some more lol.





14.) i would call the police and tell them my *** hungry and im in the middle of nowhere
Reply:Hang up


$hit my pants


Not show up


Steal it back


With my luck, it would be me getting murdered


Say "No thanks"


Who cares?


I'd make a wish


Cry


Pick it up


Make them do my laundry


Shave them bald


Kiss her


Call a chartered plane to pick me up.
Reply:1 i wouldnt answer


2 pay a lot of bills


3 decline


4 happened- friendship ended.


5 9-1-1


6 take it and throw it away when they were gone


7 i couldnt care less


8 magic powers


9 find it


10 take my kids to school shopping


11 change my clothes and take a shower


12 smoke them in the nose


13 take a lot of pics


14 i would call my family and tell them to come get me asap
Reply:1) Cuss him out, then hang up


2) Find out how much I'll get after taxes, then put the some of it in stocks, much of it in my bank account, and spend the rest.


3) Decline the deal. I hate reality TV!


4) Disown him/her--maybe call the cops, if they really make me mad.


5) Call the cops


6) Take it, but discard it later


7) Call my friends more often. FB is how I connect with most of them.


8) I alone would have unlimited wishes


9) Buy another, if it can be replaced


10) Take it, unless I saw someone drop it


11) Tell her to keep the clothes as a souvenir


12) Go bald


13) Hang out and get wasted


14) Call whoever could help me
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you:


I would go right away and do as he says, if it´s for common good.





2. You won the lottery:


I would save half of it, I would travel around the world without much luxery, I would buy a house in Brazil in a private beach, I would donate money to peta, greenpeace and uniceff.





3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:


depends on the reality show, but probably I would pass.





4. You caught a friend stealing from you:


I would never talk to that person again, not my friend anymore, if he-she needs something, help, he-she coudl ask instead of stealing, which I find that action completely awful.





5. You witnessed a murder:


I go to the police and do my best to get the killer cought.





6. A random stranger offered you candy:


no thanks.





7. MySpace and Facebook closed:


ok, I don´ñt use them, never used them I just like msn





8. A genie granted you one wish:


be eternally happy





9. You lost your favorite possession:


I´m supper depressed and start eating a lot of ice cream or chocolate





10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:


:) ( I smile) and then I´m gonna save that money





11. Your date throws up on you:


I take him to his house or to take some fresh air, anyone can feel bad, but of course not kiss for that night. :P





12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:


I start insulting that person, unless the person is a hairstaylist.





13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:


oh my god! I pass out.





14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:


I would call my mum or dad
Reply:1. hang up, cuz its prolly a scam


2. spend it


3. talk


4. yell at them, ask y they didnt just ask 4 something if they needed it


5. call the police


6. walk away, ignoring stranger, cuz they r prolly mental 2 do somthing this classic..


7. cry 4 five seconds


8. ask 4 more wishes


9. look 4 it


10. pick it up and spend it, dancing all the way to the mall


11. take a shower, wonder wat he had 2 eat


12. punch them in the face


13. faint


14. call my wireless provider and get more minutes, and tell them to call 911 for me in case it wont work again





wat about u? by the time i sumbit my answer u've prolly already gone
Reply:1. tell him to lower taxes or get off the pot


2. pay off bills


3. decline


4. I would whoop their monkey assss


5. i would be absolutely horrified first ...then fess up and call the coppers


6. uh NO thanks weirdo


7. wouldn't care


8. I'd outlaw bills


9. I've done this already..I just moved on


10. put it in my pocket duh


11. I'd throw right back up


12. I'd say thanks and cut off a chunk of theirs


13. ooh george clooney I have been expecting you


14. hey mom..
Reply:1.Be amazed that he called me


2.Invest the money and give some to charity


3.Say Ok


4.Try to patch things up with that friend


5.go into the wittness protection program


6.Run away


7.Die (I have no life but the myspace and facebook)


8.Wish for 10 more wishes


9.Look for it


10.Pocket the money and spend it


11.Change my clothes


12.Wear a hat.


13.Be amazed


14.Call my parents and tell them to call 911
Reply:1. Tell him he's an idiot.


2. pay off my bills, go on a trip to Europe, buy a new car


3. see what it is and maybe do it


4. confront them


5. report it


6. wouldn't take it or throw it out


7. nothing


8. wish to be the richest person in the universe


9. be upset


10. keep it


11. leave and wash up


12. go to a salon and get it fixed


13. chat and get a picture with them


14. call for help
Reply:talk to him,give 10% to the poor,I know somebody that did that and it was not good,had that happen too not good,freak out,not take it,don't care,help my golf game,be upset,give it to the poor,be there done that,don't care,don't have one'
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you: say "hey! whatcha upto?"


2. You won the lottery: pay for mine and my friends' uni fees, go on an amazing gap year, give the rest to charity


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: say no


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: not be friends with them


5. You witnessed a murder: call the police


6. A random stranger offered you candy: say no!


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: lose touch with most of my friends!


8. A genie granted you one wish: wish for end to poverty


9. You lost your favorite possession: be really upset


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: be suprised cos i like in the uk! but if i found a tenner i'd probs give it to a tramp cos i'd feel bad keeping it


11. Your date throws up on you: probs throw up back on them


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: be really annoyed


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: probably faint


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: leave it for a few weeks nd just see if i'm found first... then phone pizza hut!
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you:


I would tell him in my opinion he should be impeached.





2. You won the lottery:


Pay my families medical bills since they are in a burn unit in critical condition; buy one of those people a new home; buy my mother a new home; invest as much as possible and buy myself a new home. Yes I would continue to work I'm a work o holic.








3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:


Politely decline. I live in reality daily why do I need to go to show full of drama and the world in my business to do that.


reality shows are over rated and over done in my opinion.








4. You caught a friend stealing from you:


Tell them they must need it more than me next time they should ask first; call the police as they must not be much of a friend if they are going to steal from me.





5. You witnessed a murder:


Help solve the case.





6. A random stranger offered you candy:


Politely tell them no thank you.





7. MySpace and Facebook closed:


It wouldn't bother me as its just the internet.





8. A genie granted you one wish:


I would wish for the world to be healed.





9. You lost your favorite possession:


I would work to get another one.





10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:


That would depend at work I would turn it in. In the middle of the road somewhere blowing in the wind I would more than likely see if anyone was chasing it and then consider keeping it. The outcome is not easy to tell until the circumstances come into play.





11. Your date throws up on you:


Be disgusted but clean myself up make sure they were okay. eww





12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:


I would lose my mind get out of my way.





13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:


I don't have a favorite so I'm not sure.





14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:


I would call upon the one person I know I could count on to come rescue me.
Reply:1. hang up


2. SCREAM!!!!!!!


3. i would be REALLY happy, but it just depends on what reality tv show it was!


4. say 'what the heck are you doing'?!


5. call 911 or try to stop the person that killed the victim myself


6. i wouldnt take it


7. wouldnt care, im not allowed to have one!


8. i would wish for more wishes! because there are so many things that i would like have and people i would like to help


9. cry


10. save it for the trip im going on in august! because its only 10 dollars...if it was like...20, i would put it in the lost in found or something


11. say 'EWW' then go home and take a shower, then call him and ask how he is feeling


12. cry (im very attached to my hair)...then i would go to my hair stylist and have her fix it!


13. i have no idea what i would do!! i would go insane!! i would be SOO happy! lol!


14. call my mommy and tell her to come save me!!
Reply:1. tell him hes a retard


2. get all 45 cds on my list, subscribe to ap magazine, and donate the rest.


3. depends on what its about


4. be really mad and probly not be there friend anymore, but id ask them why.


5. be really scared, but id tell the police


6. not eat it


7. id die =O


8. FALL OUT BOY AND GYM CLASS HEROES TICKETS.


9. be really sad, POSSIBLY cry, depending on what it is, and try to find a replacement


10. id use it


11. be realy nice about it


12. ooh... that person better run.


13. *drools* duhhhhhhh..... (actually i'd try to be normal.. theyre humans. it'd be a person from a band tho, i dont care about brittney spears.)


14. I'd call the rescue people





i love these survey things =D
Reply:1. hello mr. president 2. how mush any will do 3.depends on which it was 4. how much or what 5.if it was i tirant dont care 6. sugar free thank you 7.i would open it 8. good health 9.my wife i would be lost. 10. buy gas 11.i throw down on her 12.its too short 13.it would be a gost dangerfield is dead 14.9-11
Reply:You don't have time to read all this in 7 minutes...
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you: Hang up on him, I doubt he would answer any of my questions or take into consideration anything I said.


2. You won the lottery: Buy A Donkey %26amp; Something To Transport It In %26amp; A Big Sign On It So I Can Put It In The Peoples Front Yards I Want To Know.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I Wouldnt waste my time most of them are stupid anyway


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Confront the friend, Explain to them in some countrys they chop off your hands for it, Ask them if they want there hands chopped off? then find out if there was any serious problem going on.


5. You witnessed a murder: Hide. Witness Protection Program


6. A random stranger offered you candy: Eat It? Strangers Have The Best Candy.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Use Bebo More?


8. A genie granted you one wish: Smile and Think It Was My Lucky Day


9. You lost your favorite possession: Id be depressed :( probaly go get Red Bull Gelati


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: Look around to make sure it hadnt fallen out of anyones poket and then pick it up.


11. Your date throws up on you: HAHAHA laugh it off, I dont go on dates but if my boyfriend did Id make sure he was okay.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Cry :(


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Have Coffee?


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Id Call a Coast Gaurd Or Something
Reply:What Would You Do If:


1. The President of the United States called you: I'd talk and ask to be invited over xD


2. You won the lottery: Buy a new house


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Go?


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Bust her out


5. You witnessed a murder: Call the police


6. A random stranger offered you candy: Raise an eyebrow and walk away


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Go back to where my heart belongs, Xanga!


8. A genie granted you one wish: Wish for a great body!


9. You lost your favorite possession: Cry for days, then get over it


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: Save it


11. Your date throws up on you: Be grossed out but I would get over it


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Scream and cut off their hair


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Drool


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call the police and tell them to trace my call and get me!
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you: tell him to put his Mommy on the phone.


2. You won the lottery: pay off the guy that made my phony ticket.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: hope Screech is still on the show so I can kick his a$$.


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: tell them it wasn't necessary -- that what's mine is hers, and that I love her... then ***** slap the thievin' ho.


5. You witnessed a murder: wash the blood off my hands.


6. A random stranger offered you candy: make sure it's not mint. I hate mint.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: find some other pointless waste of time.


8. A genie granted you one wish: that my pockets can never be out of money no matter what I'm wearing.


9. You lost your favorite possession: find it.


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: spend it


11. Your date throws up on you: laugh so hard i'd throw up too.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: buy a wig -- seems to work well for paris, lindsay, britney and everyone else...


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: charm her into adopting me too


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call one the collections agencies that's always chasing me and tell them where i am. they'd be there in no time.
Reply:1. Ask him what do he want.


2. Buy house, take care family, give money to church and charity and go back to school.


3. Depends on what it is love reality shows but don't want to be on any.


4. Kick that ***** ***!!!!!


5. See no evil,speak no evil,talk no evil.....


6. Kindly smile and decline it.


7. Be mad as hell!!!!!


8. Wonder what is the catch.


9. Cry like hell!!!!


10. Buy lottery tickets.


11. Be mad as hell, but make sure they ok.


12. Be ready to fight.


13. Be nerves as hell and ask alot of questions.


14. Call for help duh!!!!!!!
Reply:What Would You Do If:


1. The President of the United States called you: I would be shocked.


2. You won the lottery: I would share the money.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Buy new clothes.


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: I would be very dissapointed.


5. You witnessed a murder: I would call 911


6. A random stranger offered you candy: I would say no thank you.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Work on my Blog.


8. A genie granted you one wish: I would wish, that there would not be any hungry children.


9. You lost your favorite possession: Material things are just that.


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: If I found it at a place of business, I'd give it to customer service. If I found it out in a parking lot, I guess I'd keep it.


11. Your date throws up on you: Take a shower and change my clothes.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Thank Goodness, hair grows back.


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I would feel honored.


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call my sister.
Reply:1. Ask him what mess he needed me to clean up this time.


2. Buy a boat. A big boat.


3. Immediately decline the offer


4. I'd be losing a friend mighty quick


5. Take the sucker down


6. I'd ask what was in it.


7. Throw a party


8. I'd wish for infinite wishes


9. I don't have one


10. Pick it up


11. Make sure she is ok.


12. Cut off the rest to match.


13. I don't do the whole celebrity worship thing.


14. I'd call the coast guard.
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you: I'd tell him to start incarcerating ACLU members


2. You won the lottery: missionary trip to africa for me to feed and help the children


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: nooooooo


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: bitc.h slap her!


5. You witnessed a murder: oh crap.... I'd be traumatized


6. A random stranger offered you candy: I'd say thank you sir and stick it in his nose


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd DIE


8. A genie granted you one wish: I'd ask for a good man... seriously... there's none left..


9. You lost your favorite possession: hmmm... don't know I really have one.. sad...


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: pick that junk up!


11. Your date throws up on you: oh hell no... throw up back on him!


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: kill em


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: mmmm dane cook. I'd rape his sexy ***


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: oh gosh! 911
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you:


2. You won the lottery: i would be wayy surprised and then i would save some of the money and spnd the rest.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: i would accept depending on what it was.


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: i would confront them.


5. You witnessed a murder: i would freak and be soo scared and i would scream and then i would tell the police.


6. A random stranger offered you candy: i wuld say no thanks.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: i would get everybody's email address.


8. A genie granted you one wish: i would wish for the world to be a safe place.


9. You lost your favorite possession: i would be v. sad and buy a new one if i could.


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: i would pick it up and put it in my pocket.


11. Your date throws up on you: i would be waay grossed out and not see him again.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: i would go for a shorter hair cut! and be kinda pissed but still.


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: i would ask them questions about their life, etc.


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: i would call my bff to come join me, and i would tell her to bring supplies (like food, water, etc) and we would have huge amounts of fun on the beach w/ no parents there!!
Reply:What Would You Do If:


1. The President of the United States called you: Hang up.


2. You won the lottery: Celebrate.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Aw, hell no.


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Kick the crap out of them.


5. You witnessed a murder: Take notes in my mind and call the police.


6. A random stranger offered you candy: Say no thanks.


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Oh well, there's always Yahoo 360.


8. A genie granted you one wish: To hit the lottery, see #2.


9. You lost your favorite possession: Not be happy about it, my fault for being careless.


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: pick it up.


11. Your date throws up on you: clean it up and say no to a second one.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: stick the scissors in their forehead.


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: tell them I am busy.


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call my husband and tell him to come and get me.
Reply:1. The President of the United States called you: hang up.


2. You won the lottery: choose the lump sum payment.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: decline!


4. You caught a friend stealing from you: steal something back haha.


5. You witnessed a murder: be traumatized.


6. A random stranger offered you candy: run!


7. MySpace and Facebook closed: oh jeez i'd be so bored!


8. A genie granted you one wish: "unlimited wishes!"


9. You lost your favorite possession: happened once. so i bought new diamond earrings.


10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: smile.


11. Your date throws up on you: laugh about it... later.


12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: cry! my hair is my life!


13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: be dumbfounded.


14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Coast Guard!





♥ Clare.


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